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A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.
Lao Tzu

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.



enterpraise:

oh hi best friend’s new friend

*whispers* i will end u

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know

donutguts:

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before me bitches i am your queen

this is accurate

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials