- me: *names child butter*
- me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
- me: i can't believe it's not butter
'babe, what's the safety word'
'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'
accidentally calls ur dad bae
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”