*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.
oh hi best friend’s new friend
*whispers* i will end u
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
- parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
- me: what do you wanna know
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before me bitches i am your queen
this is accurate
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials