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A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.
Lao Tzu
  • me: *names child butter*
  • me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
  • me: i can't believe it's not butter

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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